Apparently, climbing gym staff have access to the gravity switch.

We can’t officially confirm this, but it would explain why your warm-up felt impossible and the comp kid floated through your project.

The GRAVITY OFF switchboard graphic is printed across the back of a vintage-washed base for a soft, worn-in look. Unfortunately, the switch on the T-shirt is not functional. We tried.

UNISEX BOXY FIT

Made from beautifully soft, 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton. The oversized crewneck fit gives you plenty of room to move—although switching gravity off may help too.